Like… ewwwwww.

So, like the ‘rents had Gordon and I all locked up for the past few days. We were totally going crazy. I mean, there are birds and bugs and shade trees outside. We can’t be expected to just sleep on the bed all day. Can we? I mean, that’s like sooo cruel and unusual punishment. We deserve to go outside. And go outside we did. Mrs. Wolfe finally broke down to our whining and opened the front door for us.

Like, did I miss a memo or something? It’s totally crummy outside. It’s raining, it’s wet, and there are like totally no birds around. Did they all fly south for the Winter? It’s not even Winter yet! Gosh! All I want to do is kill a grasshopper. And maybe lay in the sun. Or go visit my lady friends down the block. What’s a girl to do? I can’t be stuck inside for another day! I’ll go crazy!