Today, I ask CNN.com, “Why would I care if Penelope Cruz has seen Suri?”
Why is this a top news story? Better yet, why is this news? As ever, I am on the lookout for a news provider that will commit itself to providing news stories that are relative to real world events. As far as I am concerned, little miss Cruise is non-news. Unless of course she turns out to be massively deformed or an alien love-child. Other than that, it’s just another baby on the planet. As Sarah’s great-uncle Kermit said when he learned that she was pregnant, “That happens all the time.”
In the meantime: YTMND: Garth Saves Suri Cruise