Like, it was soooo hot out today. I heard the ‘rents saying it was up to like 95 or something. I guess that’s hot, but like I don’t even know because I can’t read the termo-thing. What’s that called? With the numbers and that line? Whatever.
I spent much of the day under the bird feeder in the shade. But even there I was as hot as a piece of corn in a frying pan. Is that even an expression? God! The heat is getting to me. I just want it over!